Three Locust Hordes, Two Race Cars and a Pinata in a Pear Tree (PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance)

Three Locust Hordes, Two Race Cars and a Pinata in a Pear Tree (PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance)

Three Locust Hordes, Two Race Cars and a Pinata in a Pear Tree (PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance)
It's mid-December. Your fridge is barren -- no milk, no bread, not even condiments, never mind the figgy pudding. You've got a holiday shopping list that rivals the most popular high-schooler's buddy list, but have yet to set foot in a single store.